Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Jade’s house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Tom’s ‘mouse’.
The boys were all tired from their last bout of sex,
All of them dreaming of Rick in spandex.
Daniel was nestled beside Rick, Colt and John,
Tom, on his other side, encased him with brawn.
The twins and gay Bob, the girls, Ken and Big Joe,
Had just settled themselves beside Jade, all aglow.
Each little head filled with tidings of joy and peace,
Wishing all of you here happiness without cease.